I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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