her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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