Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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