You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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