Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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