the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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