in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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