R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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