Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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