My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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