I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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