Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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