Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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