do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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