Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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