Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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