So gin and wine won't be happening again
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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