HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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