I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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