so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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