I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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