Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just had sex on a roof
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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