You're completely useless in the revolution.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
My life is pants optional.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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