I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Randomize