I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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