where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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