You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
