there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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