all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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