Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
