He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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