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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.

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• (516): View more from New York

  onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?

  (443): View more from Maryland

  he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer

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• (408): View more from California

  I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google

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  all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face

  (252): View more from North Carolina

  so i won

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• (650): View more from California

  I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.

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