I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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