You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
