he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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