you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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