I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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