yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
we're making bets on your personal life
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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