I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Slut skills are useful in every country.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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