what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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