HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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