youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
