ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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