Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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