We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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