Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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