i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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