then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
