atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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