windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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