Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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