You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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