When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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