What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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