im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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