her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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