it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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