At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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